May 2013
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
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I like genuine people. That's why I abominate so...
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tall: when ppl reblog their selfies over and over Yeap, ENOUGH
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Me when I see someone trying to get some...
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I have so many flaws I can't even
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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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Mood: No
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Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
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