police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
I like genuine people. That's why I abominate so...
tall: when ppl reblog their selfies over and over Yeap, ENOUGH
Me when I see someone trying to get some...
I have so many flaws I can't even
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.